Subzero
Dir: Jim Wynorski
2005
*
Swap the homophobia for out dated cold war stereotyping and Subzero is easily the worst climbing film since The Eiger Sanction. I was made to watch this film against my will and it was clear from the first few minutes that it was poorly written and utterly ridiculous. Mindless action doesn't even come close to describing how terrible it is. Maybe if the story wasn't such a ludicrous patchwork of stolen ideas from outdated films it wouldn't have been as bad but then the script and performances would have still made it the terrible film that it is. It may well have been written by a ten year old.