Superman vs. The Elite
Dir: Michael Chang
2012
**
Superman vs. The Elite sees a fairly awful incarnation of Superman fighting what have to be the worst Supervillains of all time. Lead by a flying Mancunian telekinetic, the Elite compose of a drunk Japanese magician (in a hat), a Green woman whose power is shooting slugs at people from her stomach and a token big bloke who is presumably a bit stronger but not as intelligent as everyone else. If any of that sounds any good then don't be fooled, it is not. Not even hearing Superman declare "kicking the snot out of wankers' is a bad thing could make up for its awfulness. It isn't anywhere near as fun as kicking the snot out of wankers, whatever the hell that is anyway.