Vacancy
Dir: Nimród Antal
2007
*
Nimród Antal's 2007 horror Vacancy is poorly cast, badly acted, has an awful script, is cliched as hell and you will have seen it all before but done better. There isn't even a redeeming twist ending to make it all alright. Your husband has just been stabbed, do you a) Wait for the stabber to leave and then help him b) Attack the stabber c) Run like crazy and get some help or d) Have a little nap in the attic. If your answer is D this movie was made for you. About as scary as a pair of fluffy slippers, should have been called simply Vacant.