The Fast and the Furious
Dir: Rob L. Cohen
2001
*
The original Fast and Furious film didn't really warrant a sequel, let alone a franchise. I like Cars, I particularly enjoyed the American Muscle Cars but nearly all of them have been decorated by a 12 year old child from 1987. It's all far too serious for its own good and completely forgettable. The cars actually act better than the actors, for once I think I would have enjoyed it more if the people where replaced by talking animals or maybe if every character was played by Eddie Murphy in a fat suit.