Dir: Michael Bay
2009
*
Another childhood favourite ruined...again. Okay, so I can't fault the special effects, they are very impressive. It's just everything else that is so woefully bad. Michael Bay couldn't be bothered giving this film any structure what so ever so I shall do the same with my review and just list what I didn't like about it.
Shia LaBeouf
Megan Fox
The script
The crumbling career of John Turturro
The way all women portrayed as slutty porn stars
'Frat' humour
Dogs having sex being height of comedy!
Shia LaBeouf's parents
Shia LaBeouf's mum getting high by mistake
Army porn
Pirate robot
Annoying Twin Robots
Lack of structure
Lack of narrative
Lack of character development
Ramon Rodriguez
Michael Bay
The fact that it wasn't made for original fans of the toys, without whom Transformers wouldn't have been made in the first place.
And most importantly, Megatron still hasn't turned into a gun damn it!!!
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