Who I Am and What I Want
Dir: Chris Shepherd, David Shrigley
2005
*****
"I want to be water-soluble so that when I go water skiing and fall off I will dissolve before the sharks can eat me" - Who I am and what I want is David Shrigley at his very best. Fans will love it and people who have never heard of him will probably buy his books afterwards but be warned, a certain sense of humour is needed as this isn't exactly what is referred to as 'Good taste'. It's Modern Toss's big bad and mentally unstable twin brother and it is also rather excellent. Watch it, watch it now. "I don't want to live with a herd of twats who are going to make me wear clothes and eat with a knife and fork."