Bullet to the Head
Dir: Walter Hill
2012
*
You would have to put a bullet to my head to get me to watch this film again! Ugh, my crappy puns are more than this film deserves. It is pretty nasty and unnecessarily violent. The characters are unlikable and the story worse. I really can't think of any redeeming features, I nearly got excited when Christian Slater popped up but my excitement lasted about as long as he did. I know it's not Stallone's first violent film but never has one of his films felt so pointless and excessive - well, maybe Rambo (the last one). I just don't like it. Oh, and Walter Hill, what the hell happened to you?