Shark in Venice
Dir: Danny Lerner
2008
*
With 2008's Shark in Venice I wasn't expected the next Jaws but I was hoping for a 'So bad, it's good' feel, but unfortunately but predictably, it wasn't the case. It made no sense whatsoever, the only thing that kept me watching was the possibility that Stephen Baldwin would get bitten in half. He did get his leg bitten off at one stage but after a quick trip to the hospital he walked out untouched. Either Italian hospitals can grow human legs or this film isn't very good, no prizes for guess which one is true. Avoid, even if like me, you like dodgy shark-themed b-movies, this ain't Shark attack 3 (masterpiece).